Friday, February 29, 2008

While You Were Effin' Off......

I went and found something new.

^_____^

Not really. I was just tired of the last post. It reminded me how old I was.

So like, yeah, whatever.

Oh, and just in case you didn't know...

I'M GOING TO SEE KID ROCK NEXT WEEKEND!!!!!

THEN I'M GOING TO SEE MCR ON APRIL 30th!!!!!

Go me!!!!!!!!

Sunday, February 24, 2008

There's nothing on television

What happened to all the good shows?

Little House on the Prairie
Golden Girls
Knight Rider
A-Team
Happy Days
Kate & Allie (WHAT???)
The Facts of Life
BJ & The Bear
Real People
That's Incredible
TJ Hooker
Dance Fever

Should I keep going or am I making myself look old?

Eff yes, I am.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Candyland

How come we never played that game as kids? We didn't even have one, did we?

You would have cried when you lost to me though.

Monday, February 18, 2008

3000 Miles To Graceland

Well, not really.

More like ummm wait, I forgot. But it's not that many.

And we're not going to see Graceland, well, we might but it's not the main reason we're going to Memphis.

You know how we're going to get there?

Duh, we take the Midnite Train to Memphis.

And when we get there we're gonna walk all over the Wrong Side of Memphis until we find those 5 crazy motherfuckers from Jersey.

Sound like a plan?

Cool.

So.....are you in or out??

Friday, February 15, 2008

Ha-ha.....

I'm ready to stumble....

Sing.....

And then swing low.


What does that even mean????



P.S. - I think I have just made a deal with the devil. Tony, you better win this Sunday. >.<

Thursday, February 14, 2008

The Smoke and Solly Tour 2008

Who wants to join us?


Candy and glowsticks are welcome. ^_^

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Charms Sweet n Sour Suckers

I miss those.

They were so good.

Sweet on one side.

Sour on the other side.


Sticky, sugary, perfection.

Sunday, February 10, 2008

It'll Be The Most Fun We've Had

Imagine it.

Can you?

All of us together in one place?




PPU, would you come?

Fuck yes, you would!

I Can't Remember It Being All My Fault

Oh, but it was.


If you say so....


Stop Pointing Fingers
And take some blame
Pull your future
Away from the flame
Open up your mind
and start to live.

Saturday, February 9, 2008

Roadtrip!

How many miles away is Arizona?

Like a lot.


Sweeeeeet!

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Now what?

I wonder how long it will take for PPU to find us here.

PPU!!!!!!

I dare you to come to the smoke and solly show!

Monday, February 4, 2008

You suck....

Wanna know why?

Cuz you started this and now you don't comment.

WTF is up with that?

Don't make me sing Leathermouth.

Traitor.




Muwahahah.

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Guess What I Found??

Oh this is going to be so much fun!

I can tell you if you are hot or cold.


Ok, start guessing.

Should I give you a hint?

Fuck no, no I am not.

This Keyboard is Friggin' Crazy

What the hell?

There are buttons where there aren't supposed to be buttons. Then the regular keys are all topsy-turvy!

It's like learning how to type all over again!


GRRRRR!!!


♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Friday, February 1, 2008

I Was Tortured Once, I Didn't Like it Much, That Kind of Turned Me Off of the Whole Idea.

Why would I want that? Why would I want bubble gum?


Any ideas Solly?




El, you really must try this because it's puerco pibil. It's a slow-roasted pork, nothing fancy. It just happens to be my favorite, and I order it with a tequila and lime in every dive I go to in this country. And honestly, that is the best it's ever been anywhere. In fact, it's too good. It's so good that when I'm finished, I'll pay my check, walk straight into the kitchen and shoot the cook. Because that's what I do. I restore the balance to this country. And that is what I would like from you right now. Help keep the balance by pulling the trigger.