Friday, February 1, 2008

I Was Tortured Once, I Didn't Like it Much, That Kind of Turned Me Off of the Whole Idea.

Why would I want that? Why would I want bubble gum?


Any ideas Solly?




El, you really must try this because it's puerco pibil. It's a slow-roasted pork, nothing fancy. It just happens to be my favorite, and I order it with a tequila and lime in every dive I go to in this country. And honestly, that is the best it's ever been anywhere. In fact, it's too good. It's so good that when I'm finished, I'll pay my check, walk straight into the kitchen and shoot the cook. Because that's what I do. I restore the balance to this country. And that is what I would like from you right now. Help keep the balance by pulling the trigger.

4 comments:

sdock10 said...

I am clueless.

Smoke said...

Awwwwwwwww come on!!!!!!!


Ok, let me see. I'll give you another hint.
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Sands: *Holds up gun*Have you ever used one of these?

Mexican Kid: No...

Sands: Good.You shouldn't.They are very bad.But right now, what I need you to do is to shoot the bad guy.Is he close?

Mexican Kid: Si' (yes)

Sands: Okay.Smoke him.Smoke the fucker.Send him straight to fucking broadway.

Mexican Kid: I can't.

Sands: Okay. Left or right?

Mexican Kid: Right

Sands: [shoots and misses]Was that your right, or my right?

Mexican Kid: My Right!

sdock10 said...

Once Upon A Time In Mexico?

Smoke said...

DING! DING! DING! DING!

What do we have for her Johnny????